I Can't Take This Spam Anymore
I Can't Take This Spam Anymore
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Seriously, this junk is out of control. My inbox is overrun with offers for viagra. How can I block all this junk mail? It's driving me insane.
- I just want get a legitimate email for once.
- Hopefully one day this will end.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I'm resigned to deleting spam all day long.
Ugh, These Emails
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox check here every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
Get This Shit Out of My Inbox
Seriously, enough is just plain wrong. Every day I get flooded with your stupid junk mail for things I don't even need. I've made an effort to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a brick wall. At this point, I'm just mad as hell.
- This has gone too far.
- Learn some respect for people's time.
- Consider this my final warning.
Shut Down This Junk You Goddamn Pieces Of Shit
Listen up, you bunch of cretins. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to cease. I'm sick with your lame attempts to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a pack of pathetic fools. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So Get ready for the consequences.
- Leave me alone
- I'm not interested
Stop It Right Now, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you lowlifes! Your annoying emails are clogging up inboxes and upsetting people. We've had enough of your crap. This is your final warning to shape up. Keep sending that rubbish, and we'll be forced to take you to court. Understand? Don't test us.
Drop Dead With Your Spammy Messages
You think you're so clever, sending out your garbage to every random person you can find. But guess what, moron? I have no time for your deception. Get a real job or go outside already.
- Get Lost With Your Stupid Messages
- I give a damn
- Get a real job or kill yourself already.